{"id":20,"date":"2005-01-29T22:56:06","date_gmt":"2005-01-30T02:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harrymccracken.com\/hgr\/?p=20"},"modified":"2005-01-29T22:56:06","modified_gmt":"2005-01-30T02:56:06","slug":"leapin-lizards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/29\/leapin-lizards\/","title":{"rendered":"Leapin&#8217; Lizards!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table Align=right>\n<tr>\n<td><image src=\"http:\/\/www.harrymccracken.com\/blog\/archives\/midgen.jpg\" width=\"218\" height=\"135\" border=\"1\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>If my home was about two blocks to the east of where it stands, I&#8217;d have a new state senator. A lady named Carole Migden won the office in last November&#8217;s election, and is presumably now serving her constituents well in Sacramento.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know anything about Carole Migden&#8217;s background or politics, but I do know this: If public service ever fails her, she has a bright future as a professional Little Orphan Annie lookalike&#8211;especially if she&#8217;s willing to have her eyes surgically blunked out&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If my home was about two blocks to the east of where it stands, I&#8217;d have a new state senator. A lady named Carole Migden won the office in last November&#8217;s election, and is presumably now serving her constituents well in Sacramento. I don&#8217;t know anything about Carole Migden&#8217;s background or politics, but I do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/29\/leapin-lizards\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Leapin&#8217; Lizards!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harrymccracken.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}